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Go to monthly archives, click on January 2007, then go to the 25th of january and click on "SOTU, The daily showThe Daily Show on the State of the Union—"everyone deserves a seventh chance."
Here is part of the script:
Jon Stewart: “......... Tomorrow night is the main event of this week: the president
BUSH ! STATE OF THE UNION 6! (!”The State of the
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Jon Stewart: “As it does every year, this State of the
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Jon Stewart: “How will the President describe the State of our
2002 George W.Bush: “The state of our
2003 G.W. Bush: “Our
2004 G.W.: “Confident and STRONG.”
2005 W.: “Confident and STRONG.”
2006 Dubya: “And together we will make it STRONGER.”
(!here: for = because!)
Well, that’s what you get for a line exclusively on Roget’s Monosaurus…
(!A ‘thesaurus’ is a dictionary of synonyms!)
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Jon Stewart: How about twelve months ago?
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Jon Stewart: “ And that’s our sacrifice?”
Jason Jones: “Well, not to me Jon. I was just doing my duty.”
Jon Stewart: “The President, he makes it seem as though this war has really been tough on this generation.”
G.W. aka Dubya: “ We must also work together to achieve important goals for the American people here at home. This work begins with keeping our economy growing. I encourage you all to go shopping more.”
I’m running out of things to own! Last week I lost 200 of my best dollars buying this damn thing……. Jon, I don’t even know what it does! …… Ok buddy …/just do it/…..you see what I’m t… /just do it/ What? …/just do it/ All right I’ll .........................................
Let me tell you Jon. That piece of garbage helps us win the war on terror. Then yeah, the greatest generation’s got nothing on us. ..By the way, I’m teaching that guy to get me some beer. For






