THE MAIN EVENT OF THIS WEEK !!!!!

WATCH "Peace of mind" January 23, 2007 in
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Go to monthly archives, click on January 2007, then go to the 25th of january and click on "SOTU, The daily showThe Daily Show on the State of the Union—"everyone deserves a seventh chance."
Here is part of the script:
Jon Stewart: “......... Tomorrow night is the main event of this week: the president Annual State of the Union Address I’m so excited, we’ll have full coverage for you on Wednesday but first…An EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW of the BIG EVENT:
BUSH ! STATE OF THE UNION 6! (!”The State of the Union" is a speech traditionally given by the U.S. president at the beginning of January.)

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Jon Stewart: “As it does every year, this State of the Union matches up with bitter rivals. The President of the United States and WORDS!Right now, as we speak, WORDS hold a 3 to 2 advantage but the President could take this one!”
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Jon Stewart: “How will the President describe the State of our Union? Well, over the past six tumultuous years, he has always managed to find just the right word to encapsulate the complexities of our time.”

2002 George W.Bush: “The state of our Union has never been STRONGER.”
2003 G.W. Bush: “Our Union is STRONG.”
2004 G.W.: “Confident and STRONG.”
2005 W.: “Confident and STRONG.”
2006 Dubya: “And together we will make it STRONGER.”

Jon Stewart: “ STRONGLY, we will use STRENGTH to be STRONGER in our STRONGNESS for STRONGALICIOUSNESS is STRONGTASTIC!!!!!
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Well, that’s what you get for a line exclusively on Roget’s Monosaurus…
(!A ‘thesaurus’ is a dictionary of synonyms!)
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Jon Stewart: How about twelve months ago?
G.W. Bush aka Dubya aka the President: “As we make progress on the ground and Iraqi forces increasingly take the lead, we should be able to further decrease our troop levels.”
Jon Stewart: “Yes! I think this will be our year… Now rock figures to be the prime topic of tomorrow’s State of the Union Address. The war began 3…nearly 4…. decades ago… but the president insists it’s a vital struggle on world history which raises this interesting question:”
PBS journalist: “If it’s that important to all of us and to the future of our country if not the world, why have you not, as president of the United States, asked more Americans and more American interests to sacrifice something?
The President: “I think a lot of people are in this fight. .I mean that they,they,… they sacrifice peace of mind when they see the terrible images of violence on T… TV everynight.”
Jon Stewart: “Senior political analyst Jason Jones joins us now… Jason, thank you’re very welcome. It appeared to me in that interview with Jim Lair that the president is suggesting that because Americans see somewhat discomforting images about the war on TV that that is our sacrifice…”
Jason Jones: “Yes, yeah Jon, it’s pretty rough. I mean, I can tell you my family has been through a lot in this war, I don’t know if you know this but we were a Goldstar family, that was the brand of TV we had, 72 inches……………………………………...”
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Jon Stewart: “ And that’s our sacrifice?”
Jason Jones: “Well, not to me Jon. I was just doing my duty.”
Jon Stewart: “The President, he makes it seem as though this war has really been tough on this generation.”
Jason Jones: “Jon! It’s been hell! I mean It would be bad enough if it were just for the TV images but the President just keeps asking. You hear him last month?”
G.W. aka Dubya: “ We must also work together to achieve important goals for the American people here at home. This work begins with keeping our economy growing. I encourage you all to go shopping more.”
Jason Jones: “More? More ??? How much more can I shop? The parking, the crowds…
I’m running out of things to own! Last week I lost 200 of my best dollars buying this damn thing……. Jon, I don’t even know what it does! …… Ok buddy …/just do it/…..you see what I’m t… /just do it/ What? …/just do it/ All right I’ll .........................................
Let me tell you Jon. That piece of garbage helps us win the war on terror. Then yeah, the greatest generation’s got nothing on us. ..By the way, I’m teaching that guy to get me some beer. For America!”